The Perfect Man

Well for starters, he HAS to be imperfect. Perfection is way too boring! But it seems that a lot of people are interested in knowing what girls/women want in their partners. "Wants" vary enormously (pun intended) but I guess something we (the female sect) all agree on is that we need your time and your ear and your support. Nah, not that we are very good at all that but we try.. and honestly, we'd be ok even if you're not all that but just make an effort. After all if we are ready to get bored over your latest car or gizmo or a "toy" (pun intended again!), well we deserve the same respect back. Don't get me wrong, am not saying that you need to be interested- I can't get myself interested in anything that am not doing hands-on but well.. like you pretend to be awake and listening alert in a boring class, just pretend. It doesn't hurt or does it?!

And if you are of the self-righteous kind who "don't do what they don't mean" type, hard luck kiddo, the next time in bed, we can say.. well the same thing, huh?! Basically what am trying to say is perhaps, we also have ways to get back at you and going by your "morals", you'll just make the game tougher for you. Don't trust me? Be my guest, date any girl who doesn't say "mere pati mera malik" (in a nasal tone) and be prepared for it, power unleashed!

The next big complain a girl has about her partner? (Hmm... well unfortunately Pyaar ka Punchnama isn't a good enough guide to the mysteries in a woman's head basically because there are no more mysteries!) Here's what the next thing is: NOTHING! Get real man, who cares as long as you allow us to blabber and be patient? We are more in love with talking than with you. So get your head straight- fake it or leave it. After all, even you guys need to learn how to fake it at times (pun not intended very seriously!) and that's why we love Chandler Bing!

P.S. Spare me for the dirty talk, common knowledge says that that's what interests guys the most. Am not the judge!

P.P.S. In short- fake it!! ;)

Never mind- we don't!

Irom Sharmilla, they won't care about you. All they are interested is in bloody TRP. Ramdev and Hazare get recognition because of their political motives. Binayak Sen didn't have any, nor have you. They call themselves the media and they are indeed but they don't care about what you and I want. They want to unite people against corruption. Tell me, who checks their corruption, them being sold off to and being petted by cheap politics? And when some very few stand up, trying acting for what the media stands, J. Dey is shot 9 times to death. And then again they talk of insurgency problems and Naxals attacks. Today is the 3rd day when a person has been killed by the Naxals- it's 3/3 for the last 3 days! You think they'll solve your problem if you fast? No they won't. They won't even if you go attack the parliament. They just want money and the media wants to make money "uniting against corruption". Basically, that's what our politics and our "responsible media" is into- MONEY. You and I are not money-minded. Nor are the Naxalites (they are WRONG but they are not money-minded). So people will condemn us while supporting Ramdev. Forgive them Irom, they are just humans- humans who have been blessed with a heart smaller than you and monetarily more inclined. Just hope they are blessed in the next life. Amen.