Adam and Eve had 2 sons. Now don't ask me their holy names again.. they are not so important that i of all people should remember them!! Nah, if you are wondering this is a story about Christian morality, you are very sadly mistaken... i never find morals in it.. but then that's another story!!
So Adam and Eve had 2 sons. I was discussing this with a friend and the obvious question arose. Then how did it continue? How did they have kids? Well... we are not perverted... we don't talk of incest of "moulla FUKir"-s. We were science students!! So, here was my friend explaining evolution.. (who the hell cared for Darwin by the way?) Adam and Eve's sons found themselves lady monkies and married (since we are kids we don't go in to details!! ;) and thus came our favourite monkey... Andrew Symonds!!
Is that racially offensive? Well we just said what they wanted to hear... black moneys or white monkeys.. Mr. Symonds, we respect you... you have indeed stuck to your roots... i perfectly understand that since you lost your tail, branches are no longer a good place for you!!! :P
So, isn't that simple enough? Evolution simplified... and if you call me a racist... ummm well i hate most of the whites, so am definitely a racist... but i respect all of them, how they stick to their "roots"!!
P.S. Since i started this with Adam and Eve... i'll come back to Christianity on some other blog.. till then learn how to escape perversion!! :D :P
